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Babblings of a stray G'thraxathkartanian
Created on 2005-10-26 19:32:51 (#8643429), last updated 2006-10-30
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Basic Info| Name: | mipmax |
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| Location: | United Kingdom |
BioBiography, huh?
(Interpreted from G'thraxathkartanian, my mother tounge. Most of my early-cycle entries were written in it, so please excuse the *ahem* alienated detatched prose)
...I was brought into this world kicking and screaming from a hairy gash in the space-time continuum, and arrived in this odd place called 'Edinburgh'. I was instantly cursed with the name 'Craig' which actually means 'flange' in my brethren's toungue, and was soon forced to play with other small humans and conduct in an activity known as 'learning'. This torturous practise is inflicted on small humans in prison-like buildings known as 'Schools', and the effectivity of it is erratic at best. Once I had grown in verticality, I was taken to a larger school called 'Tynecastle' where I met some interesting humans - some of which I am still jovial with. I met a female human on this 'information super highway' via a communications portal to conduct a social experiment, and to better understand this human emotion of 'love'. I rather too quickly moved to stay with her (near Liverpool), and we rather too quickly achieved procreation - spawning a male human child called Logan. I soon come to understand this 'love' emotion, but initially found it hard to fit into the exceedingly complex social structure. This did not bode well, as the human female was finding it hard to understand why I was finding it so difficult. After many happy times, she decided to bring our relationship to a halt after four earth-cycles.
I have recently returned back to Edinburgh, and am currently experiencing a condition humans call a 'broken heart'. But hey! Life goes on, and things are slowly starting to improve. I've found a fairly decent (but tragically boring) job now, I've got my finances in order (this 'currency' concept is inherently flawed) and have, after much practice, successfully formed a band with my friendly musical brethren.
Onwards and upwards, as some random human said. Yesterday.
(Interpreted from G'thraxathkartanian, my mother tounge. Most of my early-cycle entries were written in it, so please excuse the *ahem* alienated detatched prose)
...I was brought into this world kicking and screaming from a hairy gash in the space-time continuum, and arrived in this odd place called 'Edinburgh'. I was instantly cursed with the name 'Craig' which actually means 'flange' in my brethren's toungue, and was soon forced to play with other small humans and conduct in an activity known as 'learning'. This torturous practise is inflicted on small humans in prison-like buildings known as 'Schools', and the effectivity of it is erratic at best. Once I had grown in verticality, I was taken to a larger school called 'Tynecastle' where I met some interesting humans - some of which I am still jovial with. I met a female human on this 'information super highway' via a communications portal to conduct a social experiment, and to better understand this human emotion of 'love'. I rather too quickly moved to stay with her (near Liverpool), and we rather too quickly achieved procreation - spawning a male human child called Logan. I soon come to understand this 'love' emotion, but initially found it hard to fit into the exceedingly complex social structure. This did not bode well, as the human female was finding it hard to understand why I was finding it so difficult. After many happy times, she decided to bring our relationship to a halt after four earth-cycles.
I have recently returned back to Edinburgh, and am currently experiencing a condition humans call a 'broken heart'. But hey! Life goes on, and things are slowly starting to improve. I've found a fairly decent (but tragically boring) job now, I've got my finances in order (this 'currency' concept is inherently flawed) and have, after much practice, successfully formed a band with my friendly musical brethren.
Onwards and upwards, as some random human said. Yesterday.
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